Hello, this is your captain speaking. On behalf of the crew, I’d like to welcome you to flight 801, with service to FernFest. We’re looking at a smooth ride from start to finish. The weather is fair… not a cloud in sight. There are no seatbelts aboard this craft and the beverages are always full. Enjoy yourselves. Today’s in flight music: soulful grooves, hip hop flavour, funk in all the right places. Trays up, share your oxygen & thanks for flying with The Miles Skye Club.